I can make a sig for anybody who wants one. Just tell me what you want it to say and look like. It will be easier for me to get requests if you leave them on my talk page.
But there is a problem I can't help: If the text and coding of your sig is too large for the preferences box, you may have to make a subpage/template thing to place it in, in order to use it. What that means is it will just be a few more keys to type when singing your name. (I'll use Tecto's name, since I made him a sig)
Example: UserPages look like this:
User:Tectonium (Imagine your own name there)
If you need a subpage, it will look like this:
Then you will have to sign it like this:
And it will turn out like this: