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If there’s one thing every Hollywood hopeful has been writing since the age of five, it’s his Oscar speech. And few know better than James "King of the World" Cameron how gratifying a speech it is to give. Even though The Hurt Locker's P.G.A., D.G.A. and BAFTA wins have boosted its Oscar momentum, Big Jim doesn't want to be caught empty-handed if Avatar wins best picture, especially given Bill Mechanic's bare-knuckle promise to feed any winners caught rambling to a pre-starved Bruce Vilanch and Carrie Fisher. Rumors have it Cameron's been hard at work, locked away in a Marina Del Rey hangar penning a worthy follow-up to his Titanic acceptance speech. Thanks to well-placed sources, Vanity Fair has come across an early draft.
